Ok so I thought I would give you guys (all 3 of you not including laura e) a guide to tumblr lifestyle since my life is basically a tumblr bible here are the best tips:
1. So I've just got this great idea it's using these tiny lights on a string, kind of like on a christmas tree, to provide light. that's good because you are not in the dark and to be tumblr you have to be in the light
2. The next thing is basically to go on pinterest and rip off a diy/lifehack from some poor housewife and use it as your own original idea in a youtube video. no one cares they're all nine anyway
3. Get an iPhone 6s, macbook, iPad, apple watch (not an iPod they're useless) wait you know what just stick a giant apple logo on your house (or LA apartment hashtag goals) and you'll be quite tumblr.
4. paint your house door yellow. just do it. don't ask questions. You can thank me for them instagram likes later(door goals) you'll sound quirky even if you're as vanilla as a mcdonald's mcflurry.
5. speaking of colours turn up the contrast super high on videos so you are basically aqua blue (which is great because aqua blue is soooooo cute!!!!111!!) and also we can see your terrible dye job better.
6. BUY EVERYTHING FROM TARGET BUT MAKE SURE IT'S SOOOO CUTE AND IT JUST LIKE MATCHES EVERYTHING SO YOU HAD TO BUY IT
7. finally, you have to say tumblr a lot even though tumblr itself is literally just a bunch of gifs and sjws crammed together in a poorly run infrastructure.
happy tumbling!!
(aren't I so crazy I used tumblr as a verb?!?!?!)
Wednesday, 20 January 2016
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